Moon not found_

The page you requested does not exist... because doge already took it to orbit.

Contract Address (CA)

0xf9f0687420c93209cc869f735e0a3c09598f7777

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error_log

mission_control — moondoge@orbit: ~

$ locate moon ERROR 404: moon not found at expected coordinates WARN : last seen being carried away by a shiba inu in a spacesuit $ whois moondoge > $MOONDOGE — the token for everyone who arrived and found nothing there. > no roadmap. no promises. no moon. the moon is gone. doge has it. > relaunching on Flap (Robinhood Chain). a 3/3 tax auto-buys tokenized SpaceX stock for holders. > old holders get airdropped the new token. the moon is still gone. now we buy the rockets. $ sudo return_moon --now permission denied: only doge can do that $ buy $MOONDOGE

dogenomics

Total Supply

many tokens. such billion.

🚀 3/3

Tax → SpaceX Stock

auto-sent to holders. wow.

🪂

Airdrop for OG Holders

loyalty rewarded

404

Moons Found

wait... error

mission_spacex

mission_control — rewards@moondoge: ~

$ cat /etc/rewards.conf > a 3% buy / 3% sell tax is pooled by mission control. > the pool auto-buys tokenized SpaceX stock (Robinhood stock tokens, on-chain). > distribution is AUTOMATIC — SpaceX tokens land in holders' wallets. no claims, no forms. hold doge, receive rockets. $ cat /etc/airdrop.conf > holders of the original $MOONDOGE (CA 0xc79c...0164) will be airdropped the new token. > snapshot + distribution details announced at launch. diamond paws remembered. $ ./launch --status LIVE. CA is on the board. godspeed, astronauts. $

* "SpaceX stock" = tokenized stock tokens as offered on Robinhood infrastructure — on-chain tokens tracking SpaceX exposure, not direct shares in SpaceX (a private company). Distribution is automatic to holder wallets; the tax is 3% on buys and 3% on sells; distribution cadence and eligibility thresholds will be published at launch. Availability of stock tokens may vary by jurisdiction. None of this is financial advice.

how_to_buy

[1]

Get a wallet (MetaMask, Rabby...) and add Robinhood Chain — RPC https://rpc.mainnet.chain.robinhood.com, Chain ID 4663, currency ETH.

[2]

Bridge some ETH to Robinhood Chain for gas and buying.

[3]

Go to flap.sh and paste the CA: 0xf9f0687420c93209cc869f735e0a3c09598f7777

[4]

Swap ETH for $MOONDOGE. Congratulations — you now own a piece of the missing moon. wow.

frequently_lost_questions

Q: Is there a roadmap? A: 404. Roadmap not found. Doge does not follow roads, doge follows moons. Q: Is there utility? A: 404. Utility not found. $MOONDOGE is a meme. That is the whole thing. Q: Wen moon? A: The moon is already gone. You are looking for something doge already has.